
"The problem with (Uwe Boll) movies is that, by the time you have chugged enough booze to be able to enjoy the damn thing, you will have already been classified as an air-fuel bomb by the US Government and dropped on a Taliban goat-herders convention in Afghanistan. And for some of them there just aren't enough fermentable reagents in the world. And I'm willing to try fermenting rocks." - Blank Slate, Sluggy Freelance forums